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Hello! I'm Lisa. I grew up being teased. It really destroyed my self-esteem & confidence. I tried to be how people wanted me to be, let myself be used, ignored & judged all my life. Now I'm trying to be the real me. I post opinionated, vulgar, obsessive, ranty, controversial, depressing, xxx & weird stuff. I won't censor myself. I'm big on principle. I'm shy & don't keep in touch well, so drop me a line to get my attention. I like following LGBTQs, punks, goths, goofballs & folks with similar interests. Follow for follow! If you need a friend or some advice, remember: YANA (You Are Never Alone).&
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About Me

NAME: Lisa (aka OckGal).
CURRENT: I was born in Manistee, Michigan & in live Maryland (with my parents). Age is a number.
ORIENTATION: Proud Pansexual (aka gender-blind); prefer girls.
STATUS: I happily belong to my sexy soul-mate Johnny Sellen.
HAVE: Social Anxiety Disorder; Obsession Compulsive Disorder; Depression; low self-esteem.
LIKE: Butch gals, punks, goths, rockers, dark clothes, chains, tattoos, piercings, weirdness.
PETS: Teddy (white Cocker-Poo dog), Otto (black Min-Pin dog), Dinky II (b&w Holland Lop bunny).

NOTES: Vegetarian (since 1993); very shy but like making online friends; clean an office weekly; I make politics-related graphics for my bf but don't agree with all the views; see Who Am I for more.
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Lost series
Michael Emerson/'Ben Linus'
Julie Goldman (www)
Beyonce's sexy dance moves
Courtney Love & Hole (www)
80s Madonna (www)
Ted, Jack & Bobby Kennedy
New followers (www)
My bf Johnny Sellen (www)
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I’m labeling tracks on my Madonna videos DVD & messed up a letter so I finished the word, then went back to fix & since I had the rest done, I ended up with “You’ll Pee” just before it became “You’ll See.”
We.

We joke to keep from being sad.
We laugh to keep from going mad.
We smile to get us through the bad.
We think of good times that we had.

jellicoe13 replied to your post: I’ve always felt that people who compliment me are just being nice. So it’s no wonder I doubt those who say they love me when they aren’t even obligated to.

I used to be the same way…but the way to tell is by their actions and their willingness to stick with you.

Very good point!

I’ll be surprised if I’m not the laughing stock of Tumblr.

dick-cheney:

Oh wow look at me, yeah. 

Hot as always!

dick-cheney:

jellicoe13:

Not sure of the particular bat species, but they are adorable

dshfjdhs;jdslkfjds these are too cute!!!

I agree with above statement. Even my mom thought they were adorable when I showed her.

dick-cheney:

jellicoe13:

Not sure of the particular bat species, but they are adorable

dshfjdhs;jdslkfjds these are too cute!!!

I agree with above statement. Even my mom thought they were adorable when I showed her.

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(via dick-cheney)

I actually thought this was a diagram of a girl undressing and a pedophile chasing her until I saw the caption at the bottom. Oops.

I actually thought this was a diagram of a girl undressing and a pedophile chasing her until I saw the caption at the bottom. Oops.

(via dee-lightfullycrazed)

jellicoe13:

ramirezdahmerbundy:

What is a Paraphilia?
Paraphilia is a medical or behavioral science term for what is also referred to as: sexual deviation, sexual anomaly, sexual perversion or a disorder of sexual preference. It is the repeated, intense sexual arousal to unconventional (socially deviant) stimuli.
Richard Von Krafft-Ebing, a German psychiatrist credited with formally introducing the study of Sexology as a psychiatric phenomenon, identified paraphilias first in his 1886 Psychopathia Sexualis (Sexual Psychopathy). This highly influential psychiatric text laid the groundwork for the development of research and treatment in this area that has taken place over the last century.
Paraphilias are currently recognized as one of the categories of Sexual and Gender Identity Disorders in the DSM-IV-TR
List of Paraphilias
Abasiophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) people who use leg braces or other orthopaedic appliances Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds Acrotomophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) amputees Agalmatophilia: sexual attraction to statues or mannequins or immobility Algolagnia: sexual pleasure from pain Amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness. (See: sensory deprivation) Andromimetophilia: love of women dressed as men Apodysophilia: desire to undress, see also nudism Apotemnophilia: desire to have (or sexual arousal from having) a healthy appendage (limb, digit, or male genitals) amputated Aquaphilia: arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs or swimming pools Aretifism: sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism Asphyxiophilia: sexual attraction to asphyxia; also called breath control play; including autoerotic asphyxiation; see medical warnings Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman (also see Blanchard, Bailey, and Lawrence theory for discussion on controversy) Biastophilia: sexual pleasure from committing rape Celebriphilia: pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity. Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) feces Crush fetish: sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself Dendrophilia: sexual attraction to trees and other large plants, popularized by the movie “Superstar” with Molly Shannon Diaper fetishism: sexual arousal from diapers Emetophilia (a.k.a. vomerophilia): sexual attraction to vomit Ephebophilia (a.k.a. hebephilia): sexual attraction towards adolescents Eproctophilia: sexual attraction to flatulence Exhibitionism: sexual arousal through sexual behavior in view of third parties (also includes the recurrent urge or behavior to expose one’s genitals to an unsuspecting person, known as indecent exposure) Faunoiphilia: sexual arousal from watching animals mate Fetishism: is the use of non-sexual or nonliving objects or part of a person’s body to gain sexual excitement. Examples include: Balloon fetishism — breast fetishism — foot fetishism (podophilia) — fur fetishism — leather fetishism — lipstick fetishism — medical fetishism — panty fetishism — robot fetishism — rubber fetishism — shoe fetishism — smoking fetishism — spandex fetishism — dental braces fetishism — transvestic fetishism Frotteurism: sexual arousal from the recurrent urge or behavior of touching or rubbing against a nonconsenting person Galactophilia: sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women (incorrect term) Gerontophilia: sexual attraction towards the elderly Haematophilia: sexual attraction involving blood (either on a sex partner/attractive person or the liquid itself; not to be confused with haemophilia, a genetic disorder of the blood) Harpaxophilia: sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary Hematolagnia: sexual attraction to blood Hybristophilia: sexual arousal to people who have committed crimes, in particular cruel or outrageous crimes Infantilism: sexual pleasure from dressing, acting, or being treated as a baby Katoptronophilia: sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors. Klismaphilia: sexual pleasure from enemas Lust murder: sexual arousal through committing murder Macrophilia: sexual attraction to larger people and large things (including larger body organs such as breasts and genitalia) Maiesiophilia: sexual attraction to childbirth or pregnant women Masochism: is the recurrent urge or behavior of wanting to be humiliated, beaten, bound, or otherwise made to suffer Microphilia: sexual attraction to smaller people and things of smaller size Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying material Necrophilia: sexual attraction to corpses Necrozoophilia: sexual attraction to the corpses or killings of animals (also known as necrobestiality) Nepiophilia: the same as infantophilia sexual attraction to children between the age of 0 - 3 yrs. Pedophilia: sexual attraction to prepubescent children (British spelling: paedophilia) Phalloorchoalgolagnia: sexual arousal by the experiencing of painful stimuli being administered to the male genitals. Pictophilia: sexual attraction to pictorial pornography/erotic art Plushophilia: sexual attraction to stuffed toys or people in animal costume, such as theme park characters Pyrophilia: sexual arousal through watching, setting, hearing/talking/fantasizing about fire Retifism: sexual arousal from shoes Sadism: sexual arousal from giving pain Schediaphilia (aka Toonophilia): love (or sexual arousal) to cartoon characters/situations Sitophilia: sexual arousal from food Somnophilia: sexual arousal from sleeping or unconscious people Spectrophilia: sexual attraction to ghosts Telephone scatologia: being sexually aroused by making obscene telephone calls Teratophilia: sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people Transformation fetish: sexual arousal from depictions of transformations of people into objects or other beings Transvestic fetishism: is a sexual attraction towards the clothing of the opposite gender (also known as transvestitism) Trichophilia: love (or sexual arousal) from hair Urolagnia: sexual attraction to urine Vorarephilia: sexual attraction to being eaten by, and/or eating, another person or creature Voyeurism: sexual arousal through watching others having sex (also includes the recurrent urge or behavior to observe an unsuspecting person who is naked, disrobing or engaging in sexual activities, see peeping tom) Xenophilia: sexual attraction to foreigners (in science fiction, can also mean sexual attraction to aliens) Zoophilia: emotional or sexual attraction to animals Zoosadism: the sexual enjoyment of causing pain and suffering to animals  Note: Sadism and masochism are often grouped together, under sadomasochism, or (as a lifestyle interest) BDSM.

Interesting stuff.

jellicoe13:

ramirezdahmerbundy:

What is a Paraphilia?

Paraphilia is a medical or behavioral science term for what is also referred to as: sexual deviation, sexual anomaly, sexual perversion or a disorder of sexual preference. It is the repeated, intense sexual arousal to unconventional (socially deviant) stimuli.

Richard Von Krafft-Ebing, a German psychiatrist credited with formally introducing the study of Sexology as a psychiatric phenomenon, identified paraphilias first in his 1886 Psychopathia Sexualis (Sexual Psychopathy). This highly influential psychiatric text laid the groundwork for the development of research and treatment in this area that has taken place over the last century.

Paraphilias are currently recognized as one of the categories of Sexual and Gender Identity Disorders in the DSM-IV-TR

List of Paraphilias

Abasiophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) people who use leg braces or other orthopaedic appliances
Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds
Acrotomophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) amputees
Agalmatophilia: sexual attraction to statues or mannequins or immobility
Algolagnia: sexual pleasure from pain
Amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness. (See: sensory deprivation)

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thecatacombkid:

dualchainz:

my goal in life is to be as happy as this pig was at this point of his little piggy life
what a good pig
i wanna be this pig

he’s so content just being a piggy


I want a piggy. I have Johnny, but I want a piggy like this, too. Hehe!

thecatacombkid:

dualchainz:

my goal in life is to be as happy as this pig was at this point of his little piggy life

what a good pig

i wanna be this pig

he’s so content just being a piggy

I want a piggy. I have Johnny, but I want a piggy like this, too. Hehe!

(Source: 100newfears, via boywithavagina)

scienceandrollerskates:

Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.

Oh well. Would you like them?

These are so cute!

(via dick-cheney)

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