We joke to keep from being sad.
We laugh to keep from going mad.
We smile to get us through the bad.
We think of good times that we had.
jellicoe13 replied to your post: I’ve always felt that people who compliment me are just being nice. So it’s no wonder I doubt those who say they love me when they aren’t even obligated to.
I used to be the same way…but the way to tell is by their actions and their willingness to stick with you.
Very good point!
Oh wow look at me, yeah.
Hot as always!

Not sure of the particular bat species, but they are adorable
dshfjdhs;jdslkfjds these are too cute!!!
I agree with above statement. Even my mom thought they were adorable when I showed her.
(Source: yusufdaistanbul)
You have encountered A BATE
Options:
- BRUSH BATE
- SNUGGLE BATE
- FEED BATE
You have chosen BRUSH BATE
THE BATE IS PLEASED
(via dick-cheney)

I actually thought this was a diagram of a girl undressing and a pedophile chasing her until I saw the caption at the bottom. Oops.
(via dee-lightfullycrazed)

What is a Paraphilia?
Paraphilia is a medical or behavioral science term for what is also referred to as: sexual deviation, sexual anomaly, sexual perversion or a disorder of sexual preference. It is the repeated, intense sexual arousal to unconventional (socially deviant) stimuli.
Richard Von Krafft-Ebing, a German psychiatrist credited with formally introducing the study of Sexology as a psychiatric phenomenon, identified paraphilias first in his 1886 Psychopathia Sexualis (Sexual Psychopathy). This highly influential psychiatric text laid the groundwork for the development of research and treatment in this area that has taken place over the last century.
Paraphilias are currently recognized as one of the categories of Sexual and Gender Identity Disorders in the DSM-IV-TR
List of Paraphilias
Abasiophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) people who use leg braces or other orthopaedic appliances
Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds
Acrotomophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) amputees
Agalmatophilia: sexual attraction to statues or mannequins or immobility
Algolagnia: sexual pleasure from pain
Amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness. (See: sensory deprivation)

my goal in life is to be as happy as this pig was at this point of his little piggy life
what a good pig
i wanna be this pig
he’s so content just being a piggy
I want a piggy. I have Johnny, but I want a piggy like this, too. Hehe!
(Source: 100newfears, via boywithavagina)
Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.
Oh well. Would you like them?
These are so cute!
(via dick-cheney)


Welcome




