The Big Penis Book 3D

The author’s last name is one letter off from mine! 3D glasses, lmao!

Let it all hang out, Tumblr!

1925 Cartoon (10 pix) - Vintage Porn (gifs), #001

#002 here.

1925 Cartoon (4 pix) - Vintage Porn (gifs), #002

#001 here.

Bart Baker (8 pix) - “Birthday” Rihanna parody (gifs)

A penis!

We now take you to O.R.Gasm with more—

Folks, we are soaking wet down here! Things are just a sticky mess! Please, if you have to come out in this, be safe and wear proper protection! Uh oh, everything is starting to shake! I think we’re hitting the peak of this! I think we need to pack it in and pull out!

I haven’t been on much lately. Been up during the day (*shock*) and spending time with mom and stuff. Then I lifted a huge-ass bag of trash at work into the dumpster and pulled something in my back plus just got Auntie Flo so blargh. Hi to new followers and to old ones as well!

I’ll leave you with this bit of weirdness from my brain….

Me: *listening to David Bowie’s “Modern Love”*
David: I’ll catch a penis, boy.
Me: That can’t be the actual line. *looks it up* Oh! “I’ll catch a paper boy.” Close enough.

Oh, and I love Johnny more and more every day, woo!

Nicki Minaj - “If I had a dick I would pull it out & piss on em” [text] (gif)

hannuhlynnforthewin reblogged your photo: Rick Santorum - “What goes on behind the podium…

HAHA LISA! You made this?! i love it.

I cannot deny my oddness, lol! Some times I see a photo and I just HAVE to caption it somehow. Too fun! I have a little stack of pix on my desktop to fiddle with so more to come, hehe!

Rick Santorum - “What goes on behind the podium stays behind the podium” [text]