09 Apr 2012 / Monday / 01:45am
ockgal asked: There once was a kinky young tranny. / Who liked being fucked in the fanny. / He ate all the cum, / That oozed out of his bum, / And the look on his face was uncanny.

the-ritt-pomney:

OMG HAHAHA… OMG. LISA THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!! XD

And to anyone who wants to bitch at us for the word tranny, I’m sorry. It’s an inside joke I use more than she does just between us. We have a right to not be politically correct between us. We’re not gonna teach our kids bad slurs or whatever, so please just scroll on. I don’t support the use of the word on us trans* people, I just like using it to joke between myself and my lover. 

I tend to think words people hate are cute in their own way and hate when they get ruined by assholes who abuse them and use them to offend people.

07 Apr 2012 / Saturday / 09:38pm
ockgal asked: Laying here in bed trying to fall asleep and thinking about how lucky I am to have such a sexy, kind and amazing boyfriend to love with all my heart. Xoxo

the-ritt-pomney:

Awww, you are too kind to me! I often think about how amazing my lovely girlfriend is. <3 And you’re just proving how amazing you are! 

Shh, don’t tell your girlfriend you think I’m amazing!

05 Apr 2012 / Thursday / 08:04pm
ockgal asked: “Hey, cutie. You like canes?” he asked, running one hand slowly up and down the length of the obvious phallic symbol. “I’ve got a long, thick sturdy one right here for you.”

the-ritt-pomney:

LISA NO NOT IN FRONT OF MY FOLLOWERS! THIS IS TOO MUCH.

LMAO!

14 Aug 2011 / Sunday / 03:44pm
“No matter what anon may say, at the end of the day, Lisa is my lover.”

jack-bobby-sandwich:

No matter what anon may say, at the end of the day, Lisa is my lover.

Anon is allowed to fantasize however they want about me, for there is nothing wrong with that. But I have only one true love….

Awwwws.

25 Jul 2011 / Monday / 11:56pm


Anonymous asked:

"<p>6</p>"

ockgal replied:

Anonymous asked: 6

jack-bobby-sandwich replied:

how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.

Hmm, well, first I’d make sure it went toward a vacation for Lisa and I in the Boston area. Maybe some clothes I want, some clothes she wants. Get a bass guitar too maybe.

Aw, how sweet of you!


25 Jul 2011 / Monday / 11:55pm


Anonymous asked:

"<p>12</p>"

ockgal replied:

Anonymous asked: 12

jack-bobby-sandwhich replied:

something i’m currently worrying about.

That my darling Lisa may let her worries and anxiety defeat her. I love her so much.

I’m trying. I love you, too!


25 Jul 2011 / Monday / 11:51pm


Anonymous asked:

"<p>18</p>"

ockgal replied:

to do list.

-Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Oops, wrong kind of to do list!

-Get a job

-Update my wardrobe

-Work on my music and poetry

-Love my woman

(lol I just realized how I started doing the thing with Bobby Jr., the cross out makes it look like I’ve done him. Do not be fooled, I have not even though I so would, ROFL)

Ooh, love me long and hard. Hehe!


21 Jul 2011 / Thursday / 07:52pm


Anonymous asked:

"<p>Greg Kinnear</p>"

ockgal replied:

Anonymous asked: Greg Kinnear

We’re both sexy bastards.

But really, we both have Irish heritage.


21 Jul 2011 / Thursday / 07:52pm


Anonymous asked:

"<p>name something gross that you&#8217;d like to be doin right now.</p>"

ockgal replied:

jack-bobby-sandwich replied:

Having sex with Dean Martin? Well, that’s just if it’s my gf secretly asking it.

If you aren’t my gf, dear anon, then I wanna meet up with Bobby Jr. and Chris Lawford and take a nasty mud bath with them. Wrestling in the gooey, sticky, stinky mud. 

Wtf, all I can think about is those two lately. I guess it doesn’t help they’re on my wallpaper.

You have issues, lol!


19 Jul 2011 / Tuesday / 01:49am


Anonymous asked:

"<p>black</p>"

ockgal replied:

Anonymous asked: black

Hmm, that’s vague. But I’ll go with my gf. Really person I like can mean anyone, but I’m gonna say about her.

-My gf, Lisa, is one of the few people on Earth who accepts me, despite knowing ALL of my quirks and faults, regardless of how sick, weird, or illegal they are.

Awwwws.


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