watching new “true blood” ep cos im slow like that. rutger hauer?? this kicks ass.

ok, when i say “tested” while talking about sex and the person asks “tested for what?”….

person: [has a job, drives a car, has own place, been marrried, has kids, goes to bars/clubs regularly, travels] hi! we’re a lot a like! i have anxiety just like you so i know how you feel. we should meet in person!
me: [cant work, cant drive, never had own place, only had one relationship, no kids cos never had sex, doesnt go to bars/clubs, doesnt travel] no thanks.

so often the case.

tv: the new app “spongebob moves in”—
me: i wanna play that!
tv: —available for purchase—
me: oh.

lmao! a myspace commercial?? really?? hahaha!

38 days since I got dumped for dead historical guys. Still hurts. Not like it was a decent reason to even be dumped, so no wonder. Ug.

new “true blood”?? finally!

ew keep seeing commercial with guy that reminds me of my ex’s ex. wtf.

on “hoarders,” this woman said the guy tried to kill her pet rabbit. he said cos it was loud when he was sleeping. he said he was on acid. wtfx2.

i wish on-demand would offer more than the same dozen or so episodes of “the mentalist” over and over. i need my patrick/simon fix!

“the lost boys” is on vh-1. hell yeah!